@iAmSampsonn
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
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I hate my friends
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
(via g-iggle)
I'm shopping for Avengers bedsheets at Target for my dorm. There's 2 left, I grab one, and so does a little boy with his mom.
| Me to boy: | Wow, we got lucky! The last two, just for us! |
| Little Boy: | I know! *Then he starts staring in awe at the Avengers* |
| Boy's Mom: | Are you buying those for your little brother?" |
| Me: | No, it's for me, for college. |
| Mom *looking at me weird*: | But these bedsheets are for little boys. It's really not appropriate for a young woman, especially a college student. |
| Me: | Wait, so it's "appropriate" for little boys to sleep on top of hot grown men in spandex, but it's weird when a college girl does it? |
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| Me: | Have a nice day, ma'am. And rock those Avengers bedsheets, little man! |
My newborn daughter came home today and her two brothers were excited to finally meet her
(via i-love-nubrill-fancy)
One time my brother played with my webcam and discovered you could do different things with it.
OH GOD YES IT’S BACK
(via boomroasteed)
“Judgments”
I took this last year, but in retrospect, I think it’s my strongest piece from high school.Working on this project really made me examine my own opinions, preconceptions and prejudices about “slutty” women and women who choose to cover all of their skin alike. I used to assume that all women who wore Hijabs were being oppressed, slut-shame, and look down on and judge any woman who didn’t express her sexuality in a way that I found appropriate.
I’d like to think I’m more open now.
(Source: Flickr / roseaposey, via just-fabul0us-xo)
still not sure what exactly math is
numbers and tears
then as you progress they add letters and hatred
(Source: drarna, via jesussbabymomma)
i honestly could not date someone who wasn’t funny
(via jesussbabymomma)
